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for the Bacon lover in you

tsgstl

tsgstl

New Member
"each condom is coated with its very own J&D's baconlube."
Nothing, I mean nothing brings em running like that sentence does.

Is it thick or thin sliced?
 
GAC05

GAC05

Quit buggin' me
The tag line at the end of the article made me wince

"Please, put a fork in it."

wayne k
guam usa
 
mopar691

mopar691

New Member
Soooo, what were you giggling (my term for google) when you came across this fabulous product?

This is what my brain is wondering.
 
ProWraps

ProWraps

New Member
um.. at that point, who needs the chick?

and uh. what if you cook bacon naked with one of these on... does the universe just implode?
 
GAC05

GAC05

Quit buggin' me
The spiritual leader of the Bacon Movement approves
:thumb::thumb:
 

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mopar691

mopar691

New Member
HAHAHAHAH

Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast?
No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food.

Does Scope Bacon contain real bacon?
No. No pigs are harmed during the making of Scope Bacon. The bacon taste you’ll find in Scope Bacon is a perfectly healthy synthetic flavoring.
 
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