Horrible, HORRIBLE! Font ID needed, Sorry

[Andy D]

For the love of God, don't stare directly at this design, else you lose yo' mind!!!!
I ran this through Find My Font, nothing.

 

[jwlllpl]

This conversation begins with "PLEASE let me help you..."

BlueStone (Regular) for first line.

The closest I have for the 2nd line is Verveine (Regular *Oblique)

Line 3 is LHF Quantum (Italic) slant removed and really squeezed!

 

[Boudica]

Andy, for the love of god, why are you going to reproduce it? lol

 

[RaymondLoewy]

The top line reminds me of School House Rock

 

[Andy D]

Andy, for the love of god, why are you going to reproduce it? lol

That's the worst part (or maybe the best part?) I have become know as the font go-to-guy and one of our designers from another location
saddled me with this

 

[Boudica]

So, you don't have to pour your love and skill into creating something with it.
fwew. I feel better now.

 

[jimbug72]

I don't know who deserves to be punched in the face harder. The person who designed that. or the person who said, "Yeah, I'll represent my company with that!"

 

[Geneva Olson]

This conversation begins with "PLEASE let me help you..."

BlueStone (Regular) for first line.

The closest I have for the 2nd line is Verveine (Regular *Oblique)

Line 3 is LHF Quantum (Italic) slant removed and really squeezed!

I think we need to all tag you in font selections. You rock finding needles in haystacks!

 

[Geneva Olson]

My favorite is when people ask for this really skinny, pretty fru fru font to cut out and place on their door and they don't realize I will go nuts weeding the thing out.

 

[Andy D]

My favorite is when people ask for this really skinny, pretty fru fru font to cut out and place on their door and they don't realize I will go nuts weeding the thing out.

Not only that, but they're the 1st to peel. I always tell them I won't warranty small thin stroke letters.