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War on Drugs!

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by BigfishDM, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. BigfishDM

    BigfishDM Merchant Member

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    A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
    The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this f***ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
    The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

    "Your badge, show him your f***ing BADGE!!" :ROFLMAO:
     
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  2. Stealth Ryder

    Stealth Ryder Very Active Member

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    Now that right there is Funny....
     
  3. WestbankKurt

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    That ROCKS!
     
  4. tattoo.dan

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    :) funny stuff
     
  5. threeputt

    threeputt Very Active Member

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    good one
     
  6. Craig Sjoquist

    Craig Sjoquist Major Contributor

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    Ha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  7. briankb

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    Lmao!
     
  8. SD&F

    SD&F Very Active Member

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    That put a smile on my face!
     
  9. BigfishDM

    BigfishDM Merchant Member

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    Lol everytime I read it It cracks me up.
     
  10. g&eprinting

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    That was good..
     
  11. Gino

    Gino Major Contributor

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    :thumb: :thumb:

    I just love a happy ending.
     
  12. GAC05

    GAC05 Major Contributor

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    Funny stuff.

    wayne k
    guam usa
     
  13. John L

    John L Very Active Member

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    From the title of this thread I thought it was gonna report that the jamaican doctor I met on Venice Beach last week wont be taking any more new patients.
     
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