Love these job offers by email

[binki]

Got this in the old email today. I just love the requirements.

Sorry for a long answer!
For our local US Logistic Services, working for deliveries between US and European Market,we are searching for sorting and re-directing parcels. Our company locate in Europe. We work 3 years in business and have 50+ workers in many US states, but we develop and search new workers for our company.
Requirements:
- Have a printer
- Age 21-60 years male/female
- Check your e-mail every day or more frequent.
Homeworkers with flexible working time.
You can work with us so much how many want, but we hope on long work with you.
You not need pay nothin.
Please provide us your cv.
We answer as soon as posible!
We wait your answer.
If you are not interested in this suggestion/position or think that it is a spam - will delete a letter.

 

[dj_elite]

I actually responded back one time just to see what they say. They never responded!

 

[CheapVehicleWrap]

That right there is opportunity knocking. They didn't respond because they probably couldn't understand a word you said.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

"you can work with us so much how many want"

i dunno binki... it's not often you get an offer like that... i wouldn't be so quick to pass on an opportunity to "work so much how many i want."

 

[Haakon]

What kind of printer are we talking? I actually live in Europe, maybe I can just work at their headquarters.. I check my e-mail every day and all!

 

[The Vector Doctor]

Thus must have used some online translator. Love this... "You can work with us so much how many want, but we hope on long work with you" WTF?

 

[binki]

I was confused by those phrases as well. All I could think of was responding 'Me love you long time' and 'I like work on you for to ever'

I get a dozen work at home scam emails a week but this one has the most convoluted wording.