Mom of the year candidate

[tsgstl]

http://stlmoms.com/2012/05/02/mom-arrested-for-allegedly-taking-child-into-tanning-booth/

 

[Pat Whatley]

How did she go from over-tanned in her arrest photo to aborigine in the interview? How long do you have to bake yourself each day to accomplish that? Are you sure she's not just covered in Nutella? How much alcohol was involved in the making of the child? Does she have to put baseball glove conditioner on her face so she can move it?

 

[tsgstl]

Nutella HAHAHA Funny stuff

 

[Joe Diaz]

I thought black face was a major no no.

 

[Bly]

Wait....is that the guy from tropic thunder?

She shouldn't have gone full retard..

 

[GAC05]

She needs to sue Snookie or join the cast.

wayne k
guam usa

 

[qmr55]

That'll give you nightmares...

 

[Pat Whatley]

Seriously, the video started and I thought I was a comedy video. I kept waiting for the funny part.

 

[btropical.com]

funny wow she looks allmost jolson in the vid

 

[Move In Media]

Ooh, turkey skin!

 

[tsgstl]

Her name is Mella Noma

 

[Mike Paul]

Michael Jackson would be dumbfounded.

 

[piccadillysigns]

Baked

I think she may have baked her brain

 

[SignManiac]

Shes smokin hot!

 

[lexsigns]

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: you guys are a riot!!!!!
does she REALLy think she looks good? I thought it was shoe polish!
YIKES! speechless

 

[GAC05]

Looks like the Maytag repairman of UV printers....

wayne k
guam usa

Sad that we find mental illness so hilarious, but we do and I am at the head of the line.
whk

 

[vid]

AOOOHHHHH!!!!!





oh for everything holy, ya gotta warn a guy about links like that before letting them click through... mannnnnnnnnnn. That's sumpthin'... ain't it?

 

[Pat Whatley]

I mean come on....she's blacker than the black guy doing the interview.

 

[GAC05]

I mean come on....she's blacker than the black guy doing the interview.

Not a true rich black - more of a muddy orange-brown, her rendering intents are way off...

wayne k
guam usa

 

[David Wright]

Well the brain got cooked long ago. I hate state intervention but she is not competent to be a mother right now. Any ethical tanning salon (such a thing?) should refuse her.

 

[K Chez]

I would ask her if she's ever been mistakenly kicked through a goal post or spiked after a touchdown...