Reminds me of the time my wife and I went to a Steeler's game. She's a Jet's fan and had on all the green and white garb. We get in line to go into the stadium and had to get a quick pat down/ open your coat kind of search.
The guy doing the search in our line must have been at least late 70's. My wife steps up and the old fart says " Unzip your coat and hold your arms up high, I need to search ya". She looks at me to intervien and I say if you want to see the game, you beter let him pat you down. That old fart was grinning ear to ear. I don't think he missed a spot on her front side. I thought he was going to have a heart attack.
By the way, if we're voting, I'll stand in the Hooter's line. Got my two bucks right here.
Dave