Working at heights...

[Johnny Best]

So if I fall and die in a Muslim city like Dubai, do I get the 27 Vestal Virgins in the after life?

 

[GAC05]

So if I fall and die in a Muslim city like Dubai, do I get the 27 Vestal Virgins in the after life?

I think Stacey would say you'd get 27 crack-heads asking to use your bathroom.

 

[Johnny Best]

That's if I go to hell.

 

[Gino]

I don't know about 27, but I believe the number to be 72 virgins. However, Stacey and the other girls here would not get anything. They don't rate.

Just think though........ maybe they had it wrong and they'd get 72 Virginians.................

 

[Johnny Best]

And Stacey and the other girls here would not be part of the virgins either.

 

[GAC05]

I don't know about 27, but I believe the number to be 72 virgins.

Adjusted for inflation.

 

[Stacey K]

And Stacey and the other girls here would not be part of the virgins either

This is one time we are HAPPY not to be virgins! It's bad enough dealing with you guys on here!

 

[Gino]

Heyyyyy........... I represent that remark.

 

[Stacey K]

Heyyyyy........... I represent that remark.

You know I'm only kidding! LOL

 

[Gino]

That was so long ago, I don't remember if I was or not.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

What about the shit you take on the way down?

 

[Gino]

With all those asterisks in there, that could be so many different things. I guess it just turned to toilet talk, like so many threads.

 

[Gino]

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