Are you kidding me!??!??! LOL

[FatCat]

Got a customer inquiry through our website today that left me a little bewildered - yes this is 100% real.
So naturally, I thought I would share it with you all in hopes it will bring a chuckle to your day....enjoy!
(I covered up the real names and locations with XXXXX)



You have received a new contact form message.
Name : XXXXX
Email : xxxxxxxxxxx.com
Message : To whom it may concern,


Hello, my name is XXXXX and I am the manager of a company based here in XXXXX, Ohio called XXXXX. We have a location at XXXXX Mall and The Mall at XXXXX.


We are looking to have a sign installed at the XXXXX Mall in XXXXX, Ohio. We are looking for something very cheap and a quick turn around. If that is something you can possibly put together, awesome! If not, we understand.


I have multiple pictures I can send you through an e-mail to make the process easier.


I will reiterate that we are looking for fast and cheap. This is a standard e-mail that we are sending out to multiple companies. The first one that sends us one we like and that we feel meets our standards, we will go with.






Thanks,
XXXXX





He's a silver tongued devil that makes me want to drop everything and get right to work on his sign needs, right?....:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::Big Laugh:ROFLMAO:

 

[d fleming]

dear xxxxx, we would be happy to scotch tape a beautiful 8.5x11 sign to your glass door at the mall.:ROFLMAO:

 

[bannertime]

I've got an intern that knows how to use spray paint.

 

[ActionGraphics]

Fast and cheap, huh? I always tell people that out of fast, cheap, and good...you can pick two...

 

[TammieH]

So they want fast, cheap and a bidding war, and they want a design that they will approve, that meets their standards :ROFLMAO:

 

[2B]

will give him props for being up front and honest

 

[printhog]

At least he didn't ask for a design up front.

Sent from my SM-G900T using Tapatalk

 

[GAC05]

Has to be a scam
I just logged into xxxxxxxxx.com and there are lot of services offered but I didn't see any web based email hosting services available to match that address.

wayne k
guam usa

 

[Chuck Peterson]

I just hope their standards are as low as their budget.

 

[Starter]

Quote him $100.00 to send him sheet of cardboard and a $2 pack of crayons.

 

[HDvinyl]

Although, I'm sure he'll give ALL of his future business to the winner. Maybe even tell his friends.

 

[Johnny Best]

I will reiterate that we are looking for fast and cheap.
When I was a young man those were qualities I looked for in women.
So FatCat, did you email him back with any of the suggested replies.

 

[James Burke]

Send 'em to the bottom-feeders.


JB