0 to 150 in under 4 seconds.................

[Gino]

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"You never surprise me" a woman moaned to her long suffering husband. "Buy me a surprise for my birthday.
Something that accelerates from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds
...and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her...

Apparently he's dead now ... but he died a legend.

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[shakey0818]

Good joke but i think it was posted before.

 

[Bigdawg]

I'm pretty sure at this point that the Goddess doesn't peek in here at Signs 101, does she Gino?

maybe I should go ahead and set her up an account so she can see what you REALLY do all day

 

[surf city]

Thanks for the laugh Gino.

 

[Gino]

I'm pretty sure at this point that the Goddess doesn't peek in here at Signs 101, does she Gino?

maybe I should go ahead and set her up an account so she can see what you REALLY do all day

She already knows. As long as I don't interfere with her plans.... I'm good.



Oh yeah.... and as long as I get my work done.

Uh-oh.... here she comes.... gotta go..............
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[kage]

Too funny....thats kinda how i want to leave this world hehee...not now tho'.