a bad day.

[JR's]

What a bad way to start my day. it could only go up from here.
Let me explain. I'm in a boat yard to letter a boat. Have to go to the bathroom really bad.(Large Dunkin' Donuts coffee)
so I take the empty cup and go-between two sailboats. I look over my shoulder the coast is clear. I start filling up the cup.

A lady comes around the corner and startles me half to death. I dropped the cup of P and the cup lands flat on the ground shooting up the contents of the cup into my face like a shotgun blast. (I never seen anything like it before in my life)

so I am standing there with my daurk in my hand and P dripping from my nose. In total shock frozen. The lady keeps on walking and laughing out loud to herself.


Oh well the day could only get better from here. I better check the spelling on that boat.



JR.

 

[IronHawk]

(the smileys react)

:Oops:

:ROFLMAO:

Make sure you are at the right boat.....

 

[ova]

No worries. I'm sure she won't say a word about this to anyone. It'll be yours and her little secret.


Dave

 

[Red Ball]

The lady keeps on walking and laughing out loud to herself. (Ego buster)

It would be worse if she was screaming and hollering for help. (Life buster)

 

[Suz]

Outdoor plumbing ain't always so convenient

What a bad way to start my day. it could only go up from here.
Let me explain. I'm in a boat yard to letter a boat. Have to go to the bathroom really bad.(Large Dunkin' Donuts coffee)
so I take the empty cup and go-between two sailboats. I look over my shoulder the coast is clear. I start filling up the cup.
A lady comes around the corner and startles me half to death. I dropped the cup of P and the cup lands flat on the ground shooting up the contents of the cup into my face like a shotgun blast. (I never seen anything like it before in my life)
so I am standing there with my daurk in my hand and P dripping from my nose. In total shock frozen. The lady keeps on walking and laughing out loud to herself.

Oh well the day could only get better from here. I better check the spelling on that boat.

JR.

 

[FireSprint.com]

What we're you planning on doing with the cup in the first place?

I'm not sure I would have used the cup...

All I can think about is the line from Dodge Ball... Necessary?! I'll let someone else post the rest...

 

[Locals Find!]

That made my day. I laughed so hard I spit my Starbucks all over the room.

 

[Jillbeans]

Oh my.
I don't think I've ever had a day that bad!
Love....Jill

 

[ChicagoGraphics]

Oh so you re baptized yourself at the ship yard?, LOL

Good thing you didn't have to take a dump, it could have been much worse!!

 

[Gino]

What was she really laughing about ?? ​

There was a thread the other day.... something about shrinkage and this one might just fit in there, too !! :ROFLMAO:

 

[SD&F]

That was my first thought to Gino....what exactly was she laughing about?

 

[Craig Sjoquist]

My 1st thought oh geez what is this post about to complain about. (almost didn't read)

I laughed so hard I fell off the chair to funny ty

 

[Bigdawg]

<cleaning diet pepsi off her monitor>

That was too funny... and look at all the people you gave a laugh to on a day-before-a-holiday-at-work... and yes - we are laughing with you... cuz what else can you do when something like this happens???

 

[laserman70]

my stomach hurts from laughing..
thanks for sharing and making us in the shop smile..

 

[JR's]

Thanks everybody.
It is all good the name on the boat was spelled correctly. I received cash!

And I'm taking the long weekend, To forget.

Everybody have a fun and safe holiday.


JR

 

[signage]

Thanks everybody.
It is all good the name on the boat was spelled correctly. I received cash!

And I'm taking the long weekend, To forget.

Everybody have a fun and safe holiday.


JR

I hope you went home and took a shower or atleast washed your face:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

 

[john1]

Lol hang in there!

 

[IronHawk]

<cleaning diet pepsi off her monitor>

That was too funny... and look at all the people you gave a laugh to on a day-before-a-holiday-at-work... and yes - we are laughing with you... cuz what else can you do when something like this happens???

Umm... hope and pray like mad that she wasn't wearing a hidden camera???

Still laughing...:ROFLMAO:

 

[ForgeInc]

Yup, that was good....thx for posting.

 

[Wiggum PI]

1 man and a cup... priceless

 

[VolunteerSign]

Too funny...thanks for the dose of laughter.