A goat and six whores...seriously?

[James Burke]

I blame outcomes-based education for this.

JB

 

[GAC05]

Where does the goat sit?

 

[James Burke]

Where does the goat sit?

I assume he sits in the driver's seat....while the six whores pull it.

Either that, or the six whores pile themselves on the seat and the goat pulls it.

It's a bit vague, for sure.


JB

 

[GAC05]

6 whore's power should be good for at least 5-10 mph on a downhill slope. As long as the goat is not too fat.

 

[GAC05]

Nice that the blue interior matches the blue exterior.

 

[James Burke]

Nice that the blue interior matches the blue exterior.

Features sell....

It appears all four tires are off the bead. They don't seem to mention that.


JB

 

[GAC05]

Features sell....

It appears all four tires are off the bead. They don't seem to mention that.


JB

If you buy, you might want to get it detailed. It looks like the goat had an accident on the seat or some of the whore's power leaked out.

 

[Notarealsignguy]

Not gonna lie, I'm jealous of that goat.

 

[James Burke]

It looks like the goat had an accident on the seat or some of the whore's power leaked out.

I assumed it was muffler fluid....silly me.


JB

 

[GAC05]

"It appears all four tires are off the bead. They don't seem to mention that."

Now the 6 whores part makes more sense:
A palanquin is a covered litter, usually for one passenger. It is carried by an even number of bearers (between two and eight, but most commonly four) on their shoulders, by means of a pole projecting fore and aft. The word is derived from the Sanskrit palyanka, meaning bed or couch.

 

[James Burke]

"It appears all four tires are off the bead. They don't seem to mention that."

Now the 6 whores part makes more sense:
A palanquin is a covered litter, usually for one passenger. It is carried by an even number of bearers (between two and eight, but most commonly four) on their shoulders, by means of a pole projecting fore and aft. The word is derived from the Sanskrit palyanka, meaning bed or couch.

It does make sense....kinda like pallbearers.

Johnny Best needs to illustrate this for us....seriously.


JB

 

[GAC05]

I think if one really cared about a goat (the way Notarealsignguy cares for his chickens) one would hold off and upgrade to the full eight whore's power option.

 

[James Burke]

I think if one really cared about a goat (the way Notarealsignguy cares for his chickens) one would hold off and upgrade to the full eight whore's power option.

Not with the price of fuel these days.

I'd bet a goat and two chickens that there's an electric model in the works.

JB

 

[Notarealsignguy]

I think if one really cared about a goat (the way Notarealsignguy cares for his chickens) one would hold off and upgrade to the full eight whore's power option.

I'm not gonna be judgey and say those hens are a bunch of whores but the tail feathers laying all over the coup are hard to ignore. The rooster might be living his best life but I see a smoker in his near future.

 

[James Burke]

...but I see a smoker in his near future.

If the rooster could talk...

 

[Notarealsignguy]

If the rooster could talk...

It won't be glorious.
That's a good one for the Boudica thread. Did you see that I was post #2000?

 

[Gino]

Maybe it's muslim for 2000 goats meaning virgins and 6 fun ones to play with for the ride.

 

[White Haus]

I'm listening........

 

[netsol]

Maybe it's muslim for 2000 goats meaning virgins and 6 fun ones to play with for the ride.

when don imus had his ranch, his wife said they had hundreds of sheep.
she didn't want to cast aspersions on the ranch hands, but she said if she moved the zipper on her purse from side to side loudly, the sheep would run off in a panic...

 

[Johnny Best]

Goats & Hoes!