All my good material gets deleted.

[HDvinyl]

Can "people" please play by the rules so I can remember some laughs?

Some of my best clown writing was done on the bot and complainer threads.

delete.

 

[HDvinyl]

Maybe part of "Premium" should be able to access edits and deletes.

I'd subscribe.

 

[HDvinyl]

And while you're at it, allow donations to Tiki (and maybe others). Take your cut and move along.

"Donating" a premium subscription is a stretch.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

You OK?

 

[HDvinyl]

Celebrated life a tad too much last night.

 

[DerbyCitySignGuy]

I thought this was the "anything goes" forum?

Signs 101 is becoming awful bipolar.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Celebrated life a tad too much last night.

That's what I thought...but I didn't see any grammar or mis-spellings... guess you do have some talent.

 

[DerbyCitySignGuy]

That's what I thought...but I didn't see any grammar or mis-spellings... guess you do have some talent.

This got a good 45 seconds of audible laughter from me. Well done.

 

[HDvinyl]

Wow. Get out much?

 

[DerbyCitySignGuy]

Wow. Get out much?

Yes, actually. That's the reason a subtle burn is funnier than the lame memes and "jokes" that are passed off as humor around here don't do it for me. I'm not sitting behind a monitor picking my nose and laughing at my own jokes.

 

[HDvinyl]

That's fine, but 45 seconds? Did you get a cramp?

 

[DerbyCitySignGuy]

That's fine, but 45 seconds? Did you get a cramp?

Yes. Between my ears.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Yes, actually. That's the reason a subtle burn is funnier than the lame memes and "jokes" that are passed off as humor around here don't do it for me. I'm not sitting behind a monitor picking my nose and laughing at my own jokes.

I laugh at my own jokes... I'm the funniest person here

 

[DerbyCitySignGuy]

I laugh at my own jokes... I'm the funniest person here

I do too, but not while picking my nose.

 

[HDvinyl]

That's what I thought...but I didn't see any grammar or mis-spellings... guess you do have some talent.

You think you could point out "mis-spelling" or "grammar" mistakes? Even a glutton*-free diet can't help that.

*did you see what I did there?

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

You think you could point out "mis-spelling" or "grammar" mistakes? Even a glutton*-free diet can't help that.

*did you see what I did there?

No, how does glutton free salmon have anything two do with grammer? Your not making much science.

 

[HDvinyl]

You were a glutton (when you consumed) your gluten.

Now, do you see?

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Yes, I sea.

 

[HDvinyl]

I can't wait for Bob to chime in.

edit: I may be on his ignore list, so maybe not.