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Amazon prime delivery rant

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Notarealsignguy, May 22, 2020.

  1. Notarealsignguy

    Notarealsignguy Member

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    Short of not ever using amazon again, is there a way to have them ship products UPS rather than their idiotic drivers? Am I the only one that can't stand them?
    Where did they find these people? We have signs outside of our office saying DO NOT ENTER deliver all packages to the shop. They literally leave packages in front of the sign, outside on the sidewalk and now another idiot walks around the office, knock and try to open the door. They have called me before, said the office was locked and were taking the package back even though there are people working inside of the shop. Had one guy drive around the back and into the work area so I had to put up a stop sign to keep them from doing that. Drivers have showed up here asking for directions to other places, with a street address but don't know the company name. Everyday it is a new driver, or many new drivers but all equally clueless. We have had the same UPS, Fedex and USPS driver for as long as I can remember and they never have been confused about a simple task. It's also taking forever to get shipments from them. Ok..... done now
     
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  2. iPrintStuff

    iPrintStuff Prints stuff

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    Might be a UK thing but I prefer the amazon guys that seem to be fairly clueless to anyone at Hermes. The Hermes guys seem to actively try and be useless instead of just being useless like the amazon guys.
     
  3. GAC05

    GAC05 Major Contributor

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    Just wait until you have to try to tell an Amazon drone not to drop your new printhead from 30 feet up.
     
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  4. Notarealsignguy

    Notarealsignguy Member

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    Putting this on the office doors
    ebola 2.jpg
     
  5. Texas_Signmaker

    Texas_Signmaker Very Active Signmaker

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    No problem here, they show up 4 times a day and I'm tasked with returning 9 out of 10 packages that someone else in my house orders.....
     
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  6. Andy D

    Andy D Very Active Member

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    This thread reminds me of the Louis CK skit:
     
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  7. Reveal1

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    Classic behavior when a business approaches monopoly stage. Soon you can just get a chip implant at birth to connect your Amazon account so when you S**t Alexa 5.0 will wipe you, ship a replacement Depends, give you the (Matrix) blue pill, and sing you sleep.
     
  8. bannertime

    bannertime "You guys do banners, right?"

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    Have you tried leaving a delivery instructions note when ordering. I think you can still do that.
     
  9. neutrinocv

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    Just like anything else, good service comes with a price...
     
  10. Johnny Best

    Johnny Best Very Active Member

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    Just ask Alexa, "where my delivery?". She will tell you where it is. She is so nice. They also will send you a pic of your delivery on your email.
     
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