Another slow news day in Texas

[GAC05]

Maybe something in the water?

Homeowner shoots at naked man accused of breaking into home, trying to steal cat

A Texas man is in jail after investigators say a homeowner awakened to find the suspect naked inside his home and trying to steal his cat.

katv.com

 

[Gino]

Ya know, tex's wife said she wanted another pet. I guess they decided on a cat.

 

[MGB_LE]

As a Texan I’ll take this news all day! “What did we learn today, class?” Keep your hands to yourself!

 

[GAC05]

It must have been his first attempt at catnapping. If I was to take a cat, at the top of my prep list would be to make sure all my dangling bits were tucked away behind several layers of clothing. Going in au naturel is just asking the cat to resist.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

We already got a cat.

 

[Gino]

That really depends greatly on which gender card you decided to use today. Cards in the high 20s I think invlove animals.

 

[Gino]

We already got a cat.

That's why I inserted the word ANOTHER in my statement.

 

[Stacey K]

So that's who chewed the heads off of two of our baby cats in the barn! The naked man!

 

[dypinc]

So that's who chewed the heads off of two of our baby cats in the barn! The naked man!

That what strange Toms will do.