Anyone on here move up in the rankings?

[GAC05]

The number one guy just took his final dirt nap:

‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ Dies At 94

Amou Haji, an Iranian hermit dubbed the “World’s Dirtiest Man,” has died at the age of 94, according to state media reports. Locals from the village of Dejgah in the southern province of Fars claim that Haji’s leathery skin had not been washed by soap and water for more than six decades and...

www.dailywire.com

 

[rjssigns]

The smell is coming through the internet.

 

[Stacey K]

I can't even imagine the smell...

 

[Gino]

We used to make mud pies. Does that count ??

 

[GAC05]

The reply that cracked me up:
"He made it to 94 - the germs were afraid of him"

 

[Boudica]

I can see a hermit that doesn't bathe, why not. but smoking animals feces is beyond. And his favorite food is rotten meat? How the hell did he live so long?

 

[Gino]

Too ugly and ornery to die. They made him bathe a short while before he died and they said that's what killed him. Can you imagine a mother porcupine giving birth to a baby porcupine ?? That must really hurt......................

 

[jochwat]

Too ugly and ornery to die. They made him bathe a short while before he died and they said that's what killed him. Can you imagine a mother porcupine giving birth to a baby porcupine ?? That must really hurt......................

Only if it comes out backwards.

 

[gnubler]

Pretty sure I saw his replacements at my local Home Depot a few days ago. Two ripe specimens that looked like they just crawled out of a backwoods Idaho meth lab, probably at HD to get more "supplies".