A spider outside, is just a spider who hasn't found a way inside, under your covers, and onto you.
DUDE I had one of those by my door a few months ago and I stomped on it, only to have hundreds of small ones go crawling in all directions..
I was traveling in Peru & camping in a small 2 man tent, where at 5am or so, I opened the door to let a little light in & fresh air, while I continued to relax in a semi sleepy state, my semi sleepy state wasn't all that interrupted when I noticed something like that walking by in my tent, because it was big enough & slow enough that even a semi sleepy paw could easily reach up from it's slumber & erase it from existence without even disturbing the sleepy quality currently pervading the rest of my consciousness...
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or so I thought...
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but when I saw, through one half closed eye, that the big spider, like a twisted relative of Medusa from your mythology, turned instantly into 100 little spiders 8" from my sleeping bag, and my face... basically between my and the doorway to survival (ok, a little over the top drama there... but you get the picture)..
well, that just may be where my instincts as a drummer may have paid off, with a flurry of polyrhythmic assault tactics, I defeated the enemy, cleared a path to the door & escaped with all my bedding, in about 5 seconds flat,..
by the way, did anybody else ever enjoy blowing marijuana smoke on a spider & watch it phuq up it's otherwise perfect web spinning? That sure was fun!
(according to my little brother)