I have a guy I do quite a bit of business with... he likes to design his own stuff. I'll go down... take measurements of his whole store front, and he'll say he'll design it and get back to me. 2 weeks later... he sends me a JPG thats like 10" Tall, for a 8 FT Window graphic... It's in the right aspect ratio, but it just doesn't work. I tell him it doesn't...and ask if he can export it to PDF, or in higher rez...and all I got was "how do I do that?"
So I asked him what software he was using so I could help - And I got back "my phone". So I try to ask what software on his phone...and he couldn't tell me. He said just print it as is, its fine. So I printed a 12" Section, and sent him a photo of what it looked like... And of course he decided to try and fix it after seeing what garbage it was. So he went to find out what phone software it was... and I tried to google and help and teach him how to do it properly... But he just couldn't get it. Not sure if the stock images he used were garbage or what.
It wasn't something thats easy to vectorize... Had a lot of shadows and shading, fading to different colors... It'd take forever to try and fix it without having access to the source. So I told him I could send it to someone who can vectorize it.. which I did, it was like $30 for Vectordr to do it or something (CAD) and he balked at the price...said he'd figure it out...and spent another 2 days on it. Then he finally caved... said to go ahead, and since its been so long its now a rush, so could I swing by tomorrow to do it.
About 3 months later he wants to do a 24" x 36" Sandwich board and design it himself - So he asked me to make him a template so he can do it. I told him it's just 24" x 36"... You lose .5" on the sides due to the frame... And then he sends me a screenshot of his app which is in pixels and asks me what he puts for it
Thats how half my customers are. I don't mind helping, but when you spend an hour helping a... computer inclined person on how to do basic tasks, thats an hour you're not doing you're real job, or making money.
I love when people do their own artwork and send it over, I feel like I'd rather be a wholesaler and never deal with artwork, just deal with sign companies directly... that'd be my dream job! and I don't mind giving direction, tips... pointing out flaws when I see it. But I'm not here to explain the process from start to beginning and teach them how to do their own art.... It's not about not wanting work, it's about not wanting to work for free.