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Carnage on the highway, tractor trailer overturns - Not for the faint of heart!

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Bobby H

Arial Sucks.
"Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article: a dildo, never: your dildo."
 
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ikarasu

Active Member
netsol said:
i have noticed recently the increase in accidents you would previously only see in hollywood movies.

driving has not become a more difficult task, but, drivers have become STUPIDER
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In a 2 week period we've had 3 trucks hit overpasses in our area. Between 25 and 75 million in damages each time... Can't fix 2 of them and they need to be rebuilt.

All by inexperienced truckers - because there's a trucker shortage, the training and bar to get in has become lowered.... why a trucker can't read a max height sign is beyond me, you'd figure that's the easiest part.
 
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balstestrat

balstestrat

Problem Solver
Maybe they were looking at the phone or something? So the fault is actually Apples and they should bear the responsibility of allowing the use while driving :big laugh:
 
Notarealsignguy

Notarealsignguy

Arial - it's almost helvetica
ikarasu said:
In a 2 week period we've had 3 trucks hit overpasses in our area. Between 25 and 75 million in damages each time... Can't fix 2 of them and they need to be rebuilt.

All by inexperienced truckers - because there's a trucker shortage, the training and bar to get in has become lowered.... why a trucker can't read a max height sign is beyond me, you'd figure that's the easiest part.
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GPS. You used to plan out your routes now you just do whatever your phone tells you.
We refused a load on friday because the driver couldn't drive the machine off of his truck. Guy wanted me to take a 60' boom lift off of his flatbed on 4' aluminum ramps in the rain. I'm not going to be responsible for damaging his trailer or the machine. Don't take the job if you don't know what you are doing or don't have the right equipment. No speaky english either my friend.
 
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Bobby H

Arial Sucks.
One reason there is a shortage of truck drivers: it's a $#!T-quality job. It's hard enough for a trucker to make a decent living as an owner-operator. It can be a lot worse as a driver working for a company driving their trucks. The employee turnover rate is very high. So many would-be drivers get their CDLs, quickly find out the realities of that kind of job and then quit in short order. And that's when the industry is operating under normal conditions. All these supply chain disruptions have added new factors. Truck drivers get stuck at a port like Long Beach waiting what seems like forever to get their load. Most ports have a shortage of dock workers. Many truck drivers don't get paid for the time they're idle; only when they're on the road. Once they get their loads they're under high pressure from company bosses to drive even when they're about to fall asleep behind the wheel. And then truckers have to deal with all the other IDIOTS on the highways, everyone from criminals trying to pull stop and squat scams to the usual jacka$$es who pull no-look lane changes while texting on their phones. I give truckers as much room and respect as I can when I'm driving near them on the highways. I'm so thankful the railroad workers strike was averted (for now); if the rail workers go on strike it could be a big disaster for our economy.
 
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signmania

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Might not be the driver's fault. If he hit a bad bump maybe a bunch of them "turned on" and the resulting vibrations had the same effect as the suspension going bad.
 
Medina Signs

Medina Signs

Old Member
You see that if that happened in Ukraine it would have been bullets and munitions spilled all over the road - in OKC it's pink vibrators - God Bless America!
 
Gino

Gino

Premium Subscriber
Just think about it.......... if a tractor trailer had millions of vibrators/dildos on board and they all turned on at once, that could be enough for the truck to 'lose it's load' as it says in the third paragraph. Now, the concern here is............ what or who were those vibrators initially geared for ?? Which of the 58 gender varieties needed them ?? They're all pink, but that don't mean jack anymore. We need specifics. It's no longer one or the other. We have al-l-l-l-l-ll the others to be worried about. We need to make sure, they are replaced, before the railroads go out on strike or there's gonna be a lotta horny-a$$ people out around Mustang Road.
 
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Bobby H

Arial Sucks.
Gino said:
They're all pink, but that don't mean jack anymore. We need specifics. It's no longer one or the other. We have al-l-l-l-l-ll the others to be worried about. We need to make sure, they are replaced, before the railroads go out on strike or there's gonna be a lotta horny-a$$ people out around Mustang Road.
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Although the dildo-spill happened in the OKC metro that doesn't necessarily mean Oklahoma was the truck's final destination. OKC is a major crossroads point of the Interstate Highway System.

Besides, Oklahoma is known for being the land where men are men and sheep are afraid.
 
Notarealsignguy

Notarealsignguy

Arial - it's almost helvetica
Bobby H said:
Although the dildo-spill happened in the OKC metro that doesn't necessarily mean Oklahoma was the truck's final destination. OKC is a major crossroads point of the Interstate Highway System.

Besides, Oklahoma is known for being the land where men are men and sheep are afraid.
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Sounds like you had the inside scoop on where that truck was at and where it was heading. Suspicious? Yes, a little.
 
Gino

Gino

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Might not've been the final destination, but that's where THEY ALL ended up.

Just like when a trailer carrying ice cream for a chain of stores tips over on the highway and spills all the ice cream. It's all the locals who come taking all they can home with them, before it melts. Doesn't matter two sh!ts where it was heading..... or coming from either.
 
Gino

Gino

Premium Subscriber
What happened to holding an aspirin firmly between the girls knees ?? That's a good AND cheap form of birth control.
 
Texas_Signmaker

Texas_Signmaker

Very Active Signmaker
This dildo thread has a lot of y'all too excited. I hear Notareal hollering all the way over here and Gino is jealous the truck wasn't heading northeast.
 
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