Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is outside the boundaries of journalistic professionalism...

[James Burke]

Seriously, this is currently on the front page of the local newspaper web site www.hillsdale(dot)net.

I removed the photo, but posted it further below. You've been warned.

JB

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

 

[Boudica]

I feel like I missed something...

 

[JBurton]

I feel like I missed something...

Imma reckon it had a title card for the big turd package that peacock was advertising.

 

[gnubler]

Speaking of turds and peacocks, some POS shot and killed a neighborhood peacock in Las Vegas, with a crossbow. Brutal.

 

[Boudica]

All I can say is.... there are no accidents.

 

[JBurton]

Speaking of turds and peacocks, some POS shot and killed a neighborhood peacock in Las Vegas, with a crossbow. Brutal.

Have you heard a peacock? Super annoying creatures, especially if you don't get to enjoy looking at it, just hearing it in your neighbor's yard.

 

[James Burke]

I took it down...but here it is again.

It appears as though one of his stripes has come loose. Another reason not to use cheap vinyl.

Follow the pending mayhem here: https://www.facebook.com/HillsdaleDailyNews

JB

 

[Gino]

Good Grief................. you don't know a piece of vinyl from a horse's d!ck ?? And they let you around your grandkids ?? They should put you in that zoo as a frickin' freak.

 

[James Burke]

Good Grief................. you don't know a piece of vinyl from a horse's d!ck ?? And they let you around your grandkids ?? They should put you in that zoo as a frickin' freak.

Hmmmmm....it's finally making sense. I've always wondered why I've had trouble working out those wrinkles with a squeegee.

JB

 

[JBurton]

I just see a 4 legged horse here? Poor guy didn't get any stripes on his stubby hind leg? Have they commissioned you to add stripes?
Next week's cover story:

Former Sign Painter Turned Grandad Turned... This zebra straight?!? Find out more at 6!

 

[GAC05]

“When you hear hoofbeats behind you, don't expect to see a zebra pecker.”

 

[Gino]

That's not vinyl, it's printed on...... look at how pixelated that one is close up.

 

[James Burke]

That's not vinyl, it's printed on...... look at how pixelated that one is close up.

Simply the product of a bad trace job...


JB

 

[JBurton]

Simply the product of a bad trace job...


JB

Bad trace job + parkinsons perhaps

 

[2B]

Looks like they didn't add enough post-heat.

someone needs to go rub it to activate the adhesive

 

[Notarealsignguy]

hmm that explains why the zebra has a smirk on his face. I would too.

 

[Johnny Best]

Does a hobbyhorse have a wooden dick?

 

[Boudica]

Does a hobbyhorse have a wooden dick?

Maybe?

 

[Boudica]

Have you heard a peacock? Super annoying creatures, especially if you don't get to enjoy looking at it, just hearing it in your neighbor's yard.