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Do you eat rye bread?

Fred Weiss

Merchant Member
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

The old man says to himself, "I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but me."
 

OldPaint

New Member
the same 80 year old went to the pharmacy............asked for viagra in 1/4 of a pill dosage. the pharmacist was puzzled and asked the man ..WHY 1/4 OF A PILL AT A TIME?
the 80 year old man said dead seriously...........wait for it))))
I JUST NEED IT TO GET HARD ENOUGH SO I DONT PEE ON MY SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 

Gino

Premium Subscriber
the same 80 year old went to the pharmacy............asked for viagra in 1/4 of a pill dosage. the pharmacist was puzzled and asked the man ..WHY 1/4 OF A PILL AT A TIME?
the 80 year old man said dead seriously...........wait for it))))
I JUST NEED IT TO GET HARD ENOUGH SO I DONT PEE ON MY SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


I thought he's take it before going to bed [to sleep] so he didn't roll outta bed.
 

airborneassault

New Member
Local market hired a young attractive gal who enjoyed wearing rather short skirts to work. Noticing the clerk, one of the male customers asked her to help him with a loaf of raisin bread from the top shelf. The young man couldn't help but sneak a peek at the clerk as she was on the ladder and after she descended from the ladder he informed her he foolishly forgot about a dinner he was having and would need another loaf. Many of the other customers noticed his antics and before long she had quite a line of customers asking for raisin bread.

After several trips up and down the ladder she spotted an older gentleman and from atop the ladder asked "Is it raisin for you too?" To which he replied "No but it's a quiverin'"
 
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