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d fleming

New Member
Chocolates, check...card, check...stuffed animal, check... flowers, damnit...check, her favorite cut of the cow we just butchered thawed and ready for grillin, check...non-alcoholic bubbly, check.... manscaping, double check...think I'm ready.
 

signswi

New Member
Or marry a woman who thinks valentine's day is a ridiculous commercial "holiday" invented by the greeting card industry :thumb:
 

d fleming

New Member
I took my youngest daughter to get the card with me, when her lip quivers while reading it I know I'm home free. She gets an extra bag of m&ms for her silence.
 

MikePro

Active Member
happy valentine's day, signGals!
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<3 mike
 

skyhigh

New Member
Country music makes my ladybits wither up as if they sucked on a lemon.
Sorry about the commercial in the beginning!
DF you get major brownie points for the chocolate and manscaping.
But the card is crucial.
And not a funny card, a mushy one please.
Love.....Jill

lets compare lyrics......LOL

U2
I can't live with or without you....and you give yourself away....lalala

Martina McBride (who btw is HOT)
You'r all I need,
My love My
Valentine.

Given the occasion, I would have to say mine wins. (or any occasion for that matter).

Jill, please take no offense, but you confuse me (you're a "complex" woman). The reason I say that is, I would have to say you have a definate "redneck" side to you (and coming from me, that IS a compliment). I like women a little on the redneck side.....not the chewing tabacco, full blown hillbilly woman. So for you to NOT like country baffles me.

:ROFLMAO:
:loveya:
 

Jillbeans

New Member
The only redneck thing about me is that I live in Butler County.
Most of my cocky sayings I got from my late ex father in law, who was born here.
The U2 lyrics are pretty much a good description of any relationship I've had.
And I wish I was The Edge's guitar in that video. Talk about hot!
Each guy is total eye candy.
:)
And Scott, I like to confuse you.
 

skyhigh

New Member
I just totally took credit for that video. Made her cry. Thanks!

Glad to help John. Now if you take her to dinner & maybe a card (with that frilly red lace up the spine), I'd say you were gonna get lucky.

Of course, I see that you're offline now.....perhaps the video was all you needed? :thumb:

:Big Laugh
 

Bigdawg

Just Me
There's some visuals in this thread I could have done without on Valentine's day...

and you are such a romantic Norm...
 

skyhigh

New Member
Country Music makes my manbits wrinkle up like laquer on green sapwood.
.

A real woman would know how to smooth out those wrinkles....expecially on valentines day.

Hell thats a woman's specialty....ironing out wrinkles. "Hey hon, get my blue long sleeve dress shirt after your finished with this wrinkle".
:rolleyes:



Note to self...... Remember to log off signs101 when leaving computer unattended, (just in case wife decides to do some reading of her own), otherwise it will be a lonely valentines day at the "Sky" residence. And the worst part, I really need that blue shirt tomorrow.
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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