We love getting these catalogs. A few years ago they used to be all from-our-family-to-yours, here's my wife and kids, etc. and then BAM! Funky-Wrappin' Frank! Where'd the wife and kids go?
I said he must have gotten rid of his wife and was trying to be a super cool cowboy bachelor. We looked at his left hand in the previous catalog, then the new: Ring--No ring. Super mid-life cool suspicion confirmed.