Financial Planning... Women do it better!

[Tim Aucoin]

Tuesday chuckle....

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Intrigued and impressed, the woman asked for his business card; three weeks later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

 

[dwt]

Oooh....brutal!

 

[threeputt]

That is positively a repeatable joke. Thanks a ton. I know exactly where I'm re-telling that one.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

The kind of guy who gets a girl by showing off his bank roll, deserves the kind of girl who is impressed by it. Although... this poor sap wasn't even smart enough to get the girl.

This one's worth retelling, thanks! :Big Laugh