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[gabagoo]

Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.

 

[Gino]

Yeah, but 5 minutes after he got kicked out, a giraffe walked in and said the High Balls are on me.

 

[mfatty500]

And then a Horse walks in and the barkeep says, why the long face...

 

[TDFcustomSL]

And then...A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into bar. The bartender looks up and asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[GAC05]

wayne k
guam usa

 

[J Hill Designs]

a grasshopper walks into a bar

bartender says 'hey we have a drink named after you'

grasshopper says 'you have a drink named frank???'

 

[Speedsterbeast]

And then a set of jumper cables walk in and orders a beer. The bartender says. "Well okay I'll give you a beer, but don't start anything."

 

[HDvinyl]

A guy walked into a bar with a knock knock joke.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

a rope walks into a bar
bartender says,”we don't serve ropes"
rope goes outside, ties himself into a knot and messes up his hair
goes back in and tries to order a drink
bartender says,”aren't you the rope I just kicked out”
rope replies, “nope, i’m a frayed knot."

 

[GypsyGraphics]

blonde walks into a bar..... "ouch"

 

[PRS Bryan]

A termite walked into the bar and asked....... "Where is the bartender?"

 

[letterman7]

I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked... I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.

 

[Pete Moss]

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bar tender here"?

 

[rjssigns]

Hamburger walks into a bar and says: "Hey bartender gimme a beer" Bartender looks at the burger and says: "Sorry we don't serve food here".

 

[mameighan]

An Irish man walked out of a bar...no joke, it really did happen!

 

[vid]

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A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says...​

"I'll have five beers, please."​

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