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Funny blonde joke I heard

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by VinylLabs.com, Mar 18, 2011.

  1. VinylLabs.com

    VinylLabs.com Member

    Mar 2, 2005
    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.

    The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
  2. WrapperX

    WrapperX Active Member

    Dec 18, 2009
  3. Si Allen

    Si Allen Very Active Member

    Jul 17, 2004
    A Blonde's car is caught in a wicked hailstorm ... dents all over the car.

    She takes it to a body shop and asks how much to get rid of the dents?

    The shop man has had a bad day and says

    "Why ask me ... you can fix it yourself by blowing hard into the exhaust pipe!"

    "Oh, OK! Thanks!" and off she goes.

    She parks in her drive way and is huffing and puffing into the tail pipe when another Blonde walks by and asks what she is doing.

    "I'm trying to blow all the dents out!"

    "Oh you silly! You can't! The windows are open!"
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