Hi There GW... (Good Willy? Just kidding!
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Please give a name, nickname, something we can address you by
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First thing that popped into my head......
"Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson."
But not being the male of the species, that will not work real well......so let's settle for Susan, or AJ's mom, or Grasshopper (NO affiliation with any martial art stuff)