Headlines you did not expect to see so early in 2021

[Texas_Signmaker]

Maybe it is just me, but it seems like everything in 2021 is heading south of the beltline:

'China Begins Using Anal Swabs To Test For COVID-19 In Beijing'

I don't think I want to be on the bleeding edge of COVID detection.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/china-begins-using-anal-swabs-to-test-for-covid-19-in-beijing

Sounds like I should go get a test

 

[Boudica]

Sounds like I should go get a test

Glad you saw that - I was totally thinking of you when I read that headline... you were waiting for it, now's your chance!

 

[signage]

Sounds like I should go get a test

Did you get your tickets Beijing? what are you waiting for?

 

[Notarealsignguy]

Sounds like I should go get a test

Ill do it with my boot for 5 bucks

 

[Notarealsignguy]

When I Was Outed For My Porn Past, Pole Dancing Helped Me Heal

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/pole-dancing-healing-from-shame-201030698.html

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

When I Was Outed For My Porn Past, Pole Dancing Helped Me Heal

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/pole-dancing-healing-from-shame-201030698.html

Welp...Ill add that to the Netflix queue