Help needed with menu design

[luggnut]

some might find a the busty waitress with manish facial features hot, but the odd hand sticking out looks a little freaky

come on man! back in my days on the road i did way worse than that waitress!

 

[Rick]

come on man! back in my days on the road i did way worse than that waitress!

Hey, I'm not judging if you like 'em a little freaky, but I stop at hands growing out of the belly, but that could be useful holding a coke when shifting gears..

 

[Erin]

Thanks for the tips and advice everyone. I really do appreciate it