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Here we go again........................

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Humor and Spoofs' started by Gino, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

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    Okay, so I was reading through another thread where someone thought they had a funny joke, as they put it. Here's one from me..........

    Golf Panties....


    The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,
    a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
    'Goodness, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
    'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
    The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,
    here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also
    blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin
    Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'
    She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
    Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20.
    Go and buy yourself some underwear"!


    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal
    that she, too, is naked under it.
    'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too
    explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a
    comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'
     
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  2. J Hill Designs

    J Hill Designs Major Contributor

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    hehe
     
  3. Commando

    Commando Member

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    LOL my side!
     
  4. ddubia

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    hahahahaha...
     
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