Hope this title is fitting.......................................................

[JBurton]

You know, the Hawk Tuah kind, ya gotta spit on that thang!

No lie, I just got to explain Hawk Tuah to my 69 y/o coworker. She was dying. This all started when my wife sent me the video that girl did to explain where all this money came from to her grandmother.

 

[mfatty500]

I could use the Hawk Tuah girl in my life, well maybe not her, as I could be her Grandpa,.... well, who am I kidding?

 

[DL Signs]

I could use the Hawk Tuah girl in my life, well maybe not her, as I could be her Grandpa,.... well, who am I kidding?

It's all good... Current wife is same age as one of my daughters, and believe it or not my last ex was my mid life crisis

 

[Stacey K]

Good thing you specified, or I'd probably get spanked by the site admin... Hmmm...

They make lube for them, bunch of different brands. Not always needed, but useful if ya gotta work it hard (my god this is sounding worse). I just grabbed an image of the first one that came up in a search. If you ever come up with a situation where you need and don't have, you can use soapy water, even rinse-less spray cleaners, just water as a last resort.

On that note, I'll be leaving now, before I sound even more like a dirty old man

Oh perfect! We've been using soapy water which works ok also but this would be better!

 

[mfatty500]

Well! I think I found a temporary fix.

 

[mfatty500]

And another one from a Chicago Hot Dog stand