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How's The Weather?

Discussion in 'Polls' started by iSign, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. iSign

    iSign Major Contributor

    Nov 29, 2003
    Kahului, Maui
    sunny and nice out here :thumb:
  2. Gino

    Gino Premium Subscriber

    Jun 7, 2006
    Right now..... DARK.
  3. mountainmang

    mountainmang Active Member

    Apr 7, 2007
    doesn't matter...always a nice day:thumb:
  4. SignManiac

    SignManiac Major Contributor

    Mar 25, 2006
    Mars Florida
    Cold here, Only made it to 70 today. Florida sucks in the winter time.
  5. Replicator

    Replicator Major Contributor

    Nov 19, 2006
    Sun City, AZ
    Cold, Wet . . . Did I mention Cold . . . !
  6. GregT

    GregT Very Active Member

    Cold all day long. I think we got up to 40 today.
  7. Dave Drane

    Dave Drane Very Active Member

    Sep 24, 2003
    Diary of a new home owner and snow shoveler, North East

    December 8 - 6:00 PM
    It started to snow.
    The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and
    sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down
    from heaven.
    It looked like a Grandma Moses Print.
    So romantic we felt like newlyweds again.
    I love snow!

    December 9
    We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every
    inch of the landscape.
    What a fantastic sight!
    Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world?
    Moving here was the best idea I've ever had!
    Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
    I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
    This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and

    closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again.
    What a perfect life!

    December 12
    The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
    Such a disappointment!
    My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white
    No snow on Christmas would be awful!
    Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never
    want to see snow again
    I don't think that's possible.
    Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

    December 14
    Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night.
    The temperature dropped to -20.
    The cold makes everything sparkle so.
    The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the
    driveway and sidewalks.
    This is the life!
    The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again.
    I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
    I'll certainly get back in shape this way.
    I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

    December 15
    20 inches forecast.
    Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
    Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels.
    Stocked the freezer.
    The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.
    I think that's silly.
    We aren't in Alaska, after all.

    December 16
    Ice storm this morning.
    Fell on my *** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt.
    Hurt like hell.
    The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

    December 17
    Still way below freezing.
    Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
    Electricity was off for 5 hours.
    I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
    Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
    Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her.
    God I hate it when she's right.
    I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

    December 20
    Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff
    last night.
    More shoveling!
    Took all day.
    The damn snowplow came by twice.
    Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy
    playing hockey.
    I think they're lying.
    Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow
    blower and they're out.
    Might have another shipment in March.
    I think they're lying.
    Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me.
    I think he's lying.

    December 22
    Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the
    white **** fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August.
    Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then
    I had to ****.
    By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired
    to shovel.
    Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the
    winter, but he says he's too busy.

    I think the ******* is lying.

    December 23
    Only 2 inches of snow today
    And it warmed up to 0.
    The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning.
    What is she, nuts?!!
    Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago?
    She says she did but I think she's lying.

    December 24
    6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
    Thought I was having a heart attack.
    If I ever catch the son of a ***** who drives that snow plow, I'll
    drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my
    broken shovel.
    I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
    shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!
    Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open
    our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.

    December 25
    Merry freaking Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight
    -Snowed in.
    The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
    God, I hate the snow!
    Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him
    over the head with my shovel.
    The wife says I have a bad attitude.
    I think she's an idiot.
    If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going
    to stuff her into the microwave.

    December 26
    Still snowed in.
    Why the hell did I ever move here?
    It was all HER idea.
    She's really getting on my nerves.

    December 27
    Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14
    hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my

    December 28
    Warmed up to above -20.
    Still snowed in.
    The harpie is driving me crazy!!!

    December 29
    10 more inches.
    Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in.
    That's the silliest thing I ever heard.

    How dumb does he think I am?

    December 30
    Roof caved in.
    I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million
    dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to
    shove the broken snow shovel up his ***.
    The wife went home to her mother.
    Nine more inches predicted.

    December 31
    I set fire to what's left of the house.
    No more shoveling.

    January 8
    Feel so good.
    I just love those little white pills they keep giving me.
    Why am I tied to the bed?
  8. Samm

    Samm Very Active Member

    Mar 12, 2007
    Heh heh heh Dave!

    Mildly warm here, clear blue skies, looking to warm up nicely to be at the beach for Xmas day :)
  9. signage

    signage Major Contributor

    Oct 5, 2005
    Snow skiing looks good here isign! not like when you last visited. i will trade you!
  10. Baz

    Baz Very Active Member

    Jeeez ... Talk about nerve ... Leave it to a guy from Hawaii to ask "how's the weather" ... Doug ... Its a beautifull winter wonderland up here :rolleyes: ... Already the snowbanks in front of my house are up to 5 feet ... and winter hasnt officially started yet!

    Dave's post pretty much sums up my feelings about it.:beer:beer:beer
  11. Raulrdz

    Raulrdz Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Brownsville, Texas

  12. TheSnowman

    TheSnowman Major Contributor

    Aug 28, 2007
    I think Dave has some issues. And BRING ON THE SNOW! It was like..32 here today and sunny. It was GREAT!
  13. cdiesel

    cdiesel Very Active Member

    Jan 28, 2005
    Phoenix, AZ
    I've had ice on my windshield in the mornings for the past week.. the kids thought that was really weird. I think the highs have been in the mid 60's. Gotta love Phoenix!
  14. Fred Weiss

    Fred Weiss Merchant Member

    Sep 11, 2003
    Olympia, WA
    Just another ho hum day in paradise here. Sunny, pleasant breeze, high in the low 70's.
  15. Ken

    Ken Major Contributor

    Feb 7, 2005
    "oh, the weather outside is frightful..here, it's so delightful...
    There's really no place to go..Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.."
  16. rcboats1

    rcboats1 Member

    Sep 17, 2007

    I found this beautiful winter poem and as it would appear that winter has arrived with a vengeance, I thought you might enjoy it's inspirational seasonal message at the end. I know it moved me and seemed to capture the essence of winter so perfectly! Enjoy

    A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyr


    ****! It's cold


  17. Dave Drane

    Dave Drane Very Active Member

    Sep 24, 2003
    Actually where I am at the moment it is 80° with 90% humidity and I would just love to have some of you northern hemispherers ice. Send it down!!! LOL
  18. Samm

    Samm Very Active Member

    Mar 12, 2007
    Would you convert to english please Dave!!??

    Ohhhh ok, roughly the same here, 77F, but without the humidity...mind you it is meant to be raining?!! Wouldn't say no to some of that ice either!
  19. SignosaurusRex

    SignosaurusRex Major Contributor

    Mar 7, 2007
    Washington State
    You forgot WINDY!
  20. Marlene

    Marlene Major Contributor

    Jun 8, 2004
    I love that Dave, it is so what we go thru here in the Northeast!
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