I Am About To Go Crazzzzzy Please Help

OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A COMPUTER DOING THIS

NUMBER ONE MY CAPS LOCK IS OFF RIGHT NOW AND EVERY THING IS IN CAPITALS EVEN THE NUMERALS ARE UPPERCASE WHEN I PRESS ONE I GET ! TWO I GET @ ECT

NUMBER TWO WHEN I CLICK ON A LINK IT OPENS IN A NEW WINDOW

NUMBER THREE IN COREL LEFT CLICK IS ZOOMING OUT AND RIGHT CLICK ZOOMS IN

NUMBER FOUR WHEN I TRY TO INSTANT MESSAGE I CANNOT CLICK SEND IN MSN MESSENGER OR PRESS ENTER TO SEND IT

when i turn caps lock on this is what happens but when i press one ! still happens shift does nothing nor does delete

i am about to go crazy and i cannot get ahold of any of he computer tech friends

when i use the arrow key it just highlights stuff

please help i am going crazy

 

and the tab key goes back wards not forwards if you know what i mean

and i have tried restarting

 

It is my laptop it is about a year old....

I figured it out it... I was holding the computer upside down....

But seriously, i called a friend who was over at my house last night and he put some stupid jokeware on it...

That is a pic of me after being awake for about 60 hours at like 3 in the morning after i finished fighting a brush fire...I will put my "Homie Pic" up next week

 

I had it coming , I took a propel water and drank it and then filled it up with water out of the river, which is salt water and then I glued the security ring back with a very very small amount of super glue. I put it in his fridge and man was it funny when he spit it all out all over the kitchen....

 

I have the software removed...now what to do to him????

OP that is the NumLock...that sucks to

I'm suprised that nobody has taken a FBI wanted photo and super imposed my picture to it...in fact I am insulted that nobody has done that