I am well informed now

[GAC05]

So, I downloaded the install guide for some van grab handles I need for a delivery van we are outfitting. I didn't really think I needed it but figured it might list the recommended fasteners, install locations , maybe a working weight limit or a few warnings not to use it as a towing anchor point or at least a prop 65 'do not eat' warning.
This is the full 2-page 'guide':

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

Don't assume everyone's as smart as yyou. I bet some people on here might take it and shove it up their ass... So good thing they make this to say it's for a cargo van.

 

[White Haus]

1. Unpack components, compare with the bill of materials.
2. Verify all parts are present.
3. Call it a day and crack a beer

 

[Gino]

I don't see a color chart ??

Read the fine print. Call 1-800-565-5321 and ask for us.

What's on page #3 ??

 

[myront]

Just like many Chilton manuals for working on your own cars. Oh, here we go, "How to remove the alternator". Page 5-86 "Step 1. Remove Alternator" the end.

 

[GAC05]

I don't see a color chart ??

Read the fine print. Call 1-800-565-5321 and ask for us.

What's on page #3 ??

'Phase 1' took so long to explain 'Phase 2' won't be published until the 3rd quarter of '23.

 

[Gino]

Where did you read that ?? Or were you listening intently outside the lunchroom ??

Which is it................... read or listen ?? These new term are really confusing me here-a-late. I learn old words which no longer mean what they used to and have taken on entirely new meanings. Then, I learn new genders for over 58 varieties and now in order to listen, I hafta read more. What's next ??

 

[DL Signs]

So... Is it considered installed if you just throw it in the van somewhere? Asking for a friend

 

[Gino]

No, that's on the schedule.

 

[Johnny Best]

Where did you read that ?? Or were you listening intently outside the lunchroom ??

Which is it................... read or listen ?? These new term are really confusing me here-a-late. I learn old words which no longer mean what they used to and have taken on entirely new meanings. Then, I learn new genders for over 58 varieties and now in order to listen, I hafta read more. What's next ??

I do not know about you, but I listen when I talk to myself

 

[Gino]

Are your lips moving and sound coming out ?? Orrr..... just random thoughts rattling around up there and ya pick one here and there and blink a few times, until you recognize it ??

 

[Johnny Best]

Are your lips moving and sound coming out ?? Orrr..... just random thoughts rattling around up there and ya pick one here and there and blink a few times, until you recognize it ??

No just random thoughts rattling around wondering why Gino does not know when to shut the fu$k up. Then I recognize that that is not going to happen.

 

[Gino]

Got that right, jack.

Okay, gonna go get something for lunch, so take advantage and catch up on some good gossip and listen well, cause I'm gonna test ya when I get back.

 

[Aardvark Printing]

So, I downloaded the install guide for some van grab handles I need for a delivery van we are outfitting. I didn't really think I needed it but figured it might list the recommended fasteners, install locations , maybe a working weight limit or a few warnings not to use it as a towing anchor point or at least a prop 65 'do not eat' warning.
This is the full 2-page 'guide':
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Comprehensive.