I really...What has..... I mean... is this really?

Looks like something I've made with an etch-a-scetch. Maybe it's news because dad is famous? stupid.

 

It's an amaetur approach to gerrymandering.

 

It's viral, it drives clicks and ad views, and people share it.

Also, I don't see anything wrong with the map. Seems like a logical update.

 

I think that is Guam floating off the west coast so I'm in. The closer it gets the lower our shipping costs will be.

 

It feels inspired by both The Sims and the Bethesda games I've played so far. I applaud this child. The lines are very nice!

 

This is awesome. Very nice work. Newsworthy, maybe not, but does anybody really go to the internet for news?
I'm confused by her disbelief in Alaska. Is she a flat earther or something?

 

Must have been a removal in a previous patch, JBurton. Everyone knows Alaska doesn't exist!

 

I think she might be. She seems very fond of Idaho and Texas.

 

She's just got some phallic syndrome problems going on in her 26th gender transformation level. It'll pass. Give it time.

 

What a big hat you have there, Texas.

 

Imagination is more important than knowledge...except in this case

 

24 hour news cycle. Scrambling to fill it with any garbage they can find as usual.

 

Suuuuuure. we believe you.

 

Don Lemon will now think he can drive from Texas all the way to the North Pole and never leave the state.
Him and Anderson Cooper are going on a mission like Bingo and Rolly.

 

I'll bet Tex has a script running that does a constant google crawl looking for mentions of Texas.