Idea for a new thread......................................................................

[Texas_Signmaker]

It's kinda like when you hit puberty - you get a tingling-burning sensation below the belt. And then you just know.

That tingling burning sensation isn't a good sign... that tells you the girl you were with was questionable.

 

[Vinyl slayer]

That wouldnt work for me... I click the nozzle and take off to the bathroom or get back in the truck to cool off and get on my phone. I taught my daughter how to pump gas last week.

Good dad! I learned how to pump gas way before I could drive... And that was before self-serve gas stations became a thing. But, you're saying you taught her to put the pump in, and jump back into the car and get on her phone?