Hey now, let's not discriminate against the short bus. I rode a short bus - but it wasn't a short bus for special needs. I lived on the outskirts (inskirts?) of a rural route that went up to Badger Mtn. Bus 10 - the short bus was used for the mountain route, and I lived on the edge of that route. There were some interesting kids on that bus, but only because they lived in shacks with outhouses - and sometimes the parents would ride the bus for a ride into town.
It was years before I learned what "riding the short bus" meant to most people, and why they laughed when I would volunteer I rode the short bus.
It was a fun bus when Mr. Duncan drove it - he would play the radio! very cool.
...Then some weird lady took over the route and she was fired for DUI - yes while driving the bus. I wasn't on it at the time - I think I had my drivers license by then, or I was getting rides to school from a neighbor boy.