joke

[John Butto]

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She starts to fit into your wife's clothes.

 

[J Hill Designs]

heh

 

[HDvinyl]

I can't wait to tell my wife this one.

 

[Gino]

Noticing a fat couple kissing, my girlfriend said, have you ever been out with a fat girl before?

"No, you're the first". Probably wasn't the best response.
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[AzGene]

I've heard that fat girls are like mopeds. Everybody wants to ride one but no one wants to be seen on one..........

 

[Kottwitz-Graphics]

Noticing a fat couple kissing, my girlfriend said, have you ever been out with a fat girl before?

"No, you're the first". Probably wasn't the best response.
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They also don't like the response " I went out wit a fat girl once, a bunch of times!"

 

[shayanjameel08]

When you can no longer do the "titanic grip" for more than 2 seconds on the edge of a boat.

 

[John L]

Most fat girl jokes work for fat guy too... so it's mosy
universal. But my favorite...

Everyone should date a fatty - they keep you warm all winter and provide nice shade all summer.