bob
It's better to have two hands than one glove.
Patron on the rocks(no damn lime)
Perfidio tequila. Expensive as hell and hard to find. Makes all others, including Patron, taste like antifreeze. No rocks, neat.
For wine, Medoc. From France. Inexpensive and equally hard to find. As with the Perfidio, it makes all else taste like salad dressing.
Beer, Guinness draft, in cans if you're desperate. Failing that, Negra Modelo. Everything else compares favorably to dishwater.