the electric company didnt give me what i paid for them when i had to pay my bill a year later.
really????
you'd think if it's a bill currently in circulation and they'd accepted them as payment, it would have to be at face value.
Before you open the picture, it looks like a roll of custom toilet paper. You can imagine my extreme excitement followed by extreme disappointment during those few seconds.
If you deal in cash and want to appear 'special' take a 1/4" -1/2" or so stack of new twentys, hundreds are better, and pad them with padding compound. Add a piece of card stock for a backing and press the end of the stack in a vice or between a couple of boards with C-clamps. Paint on the padding compound, available and any large stationary outlet or printing supply house. If you can't do twenties, do tens, fives, or even ones.
Then the next time you pay cash for something, whip out your pad of bills and tear off the proper amount like so many post-it notes. The whole time, act as if this is perfectly normal and perhaps the treasury sends them to you this way.
If you deal in cash and want to appear 'special' take a 1/4" -1/2" or so stack of new twentys, hundreds are better, and pad them with padding compound. Add a piece of card stock for a backing and press the end of the stack in a vice or between a couple of boards with C-clamps. Paint on the padding compound, available and any large stationary outlet or printing supply house. If you can't do twenties, do tens, fives, or even ones.
Then the next time you pay cash for something, whip out your pad of bills and tear off the proper amount like so many post-it notes. The whole time, act as if this is perfectly normal and perhaps the treasury sends them to you this way.
http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Toilet-Paper.$100-Bill-Money-Toilet-Paper&p=8537&c=102
They also have camo toilet paper.
I saw these advertised somewhere for around $100. I instantly thought that only an idiot would pay $100 for $64. If anyone would pay more than $64 for one of these I have some other denominations I would sell them with a far more modest markup.
If you deal in cash and want to appear 'special' take a 1/4" -1/2" or so stack of new twentys, hundreds are better, and pad them with padding compound. Add a piece of card stock for a backing and press the end of the stack in a vice or between a couple of boards with C-clamps. Paint on the padding compound, available and any large stationary outlet or printing supply house. If you can't do twenties, do tens, fives, or even ones.
Then the next time you pay cash for something, whip out your pad of bills and tear off the proper amount like so many post-it notes. The whole time, act as if this is perfectly normal and perhaps the treasury sends them to you this way.