Marriage

[qmr55]

Betting someone half the **** you own that you'll love them forever.

:ROFLMAO:

Or just put up with them forever, which ever way you look at it

 

[Fred Weiss]

Betting someone half the **** you own that you'll love them forever.

:ROFLMAO:

Or just put up with them forever, which ever way you look at it

And that he or she will do the same for you. As someone who beat the odds I can only recommend it, but you might want to consider a pug instead.

 

[BigfishDM]

Betting someone half the **** you own that you'll love them forever.

:ROFLMAO:

Or just put up with them forever, which ever way you look at it

 

[ProWraps]

i own nothing. im self employed. isnt that how all of us work?

 

[oldgoatroper]

"A man and a woman should choose each other for life. A long life is barely enough for a man and a woman to understand each other; and to understand is to love. The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand almost everything." -- J.B. Yeats

(emphasis mine)

 

[round man]

my lawyer told me a long time ago that when the divorce was final i would end up with half of what my ex didn't want,....he wasn't that good of a lawyer but he was right,...

 

[BobM]

Having been married for 43 years the only thing I truly understand is "A HAPPY WIFE IS A HAPPY LIFE".

 

[Smacka]

They say that 50% of marriages end in divorce. Yet people can't WAIT to jump into it. If your skydiving instructor told you that there was a 50% chance your chute wouldn't open, would you still jump??:ROFLMAO:

 

[Gino]

I had an old music teacher once tell me..... everyone should be divorced at least once in their life.... and the first step to that is marriage.

 

[allamericantrade]

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years… then we met." Rodney Dangerfeild

Love the pug idea!!!

 

[signswi]

Marriage rates are at an all time low and dropping rapidly. Makes sense demographically.

That said, I'm married, love being married but what's so hard about a prenup?

 

[MikePro]

I'm holding out til 40 for marriage, as I'm pretty sure I won't make it past 50 anyways.

 

[Border]

I have been happily divorced for almost 18 years now. Getting ready to take the marriage plunge for the second time 4 weeks from now.

 

[SignManiac]

First marriage lasted eighteen years. Second one lasted eighteen months. I figure the next one should last eighteen days!

 

[oldgoatroper]

First marriage lasted eighteen years. Second one lasted eighteen months. I figure the next one should last eighteen days!

You skipped weeks...

 

[SignManiac]

In a hurry to move on with life!

 

[BobM]

Had a divorced friend say "I'm going to go out and find a woman I really hate and give her a house. It will be cheaper, quicker and less painful".

 

[skyhigh]

LOL

Anyways, don't make the same mistake I did.
You should marry an UGLY woman....that way, when she leaves, who cares.