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My new retirement plan

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With the way the stock is going, I think we need to rethink our investment options.

If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today!

If you purchased $1000 worth of shares in AIG, you would have $33.

If you purchased $1000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.

If you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank it all, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily @ recycle.

:bushmill::toasting:
 
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