Need a employee who knows how to do everything?

[john1]

Wow, every sign companies dream employee lol

"I'm an honest hard working 28 year old female. Im a very fast learner and pretty much know how to do everything. I babysit im cpr and first aide certified, cleaning,cooking,cashier,customer service and souch. if anyone knows of any work please let me know. Thank u"

Knows how to do everything and is good with customer service and "souch" lol

Seen this on a local listing and thought i would share.

 

[MikePro]

everything but SPELL!

 

[Rick]

All I read was 28 year old female... when do you want to start?

 

[skyhigh]

URBAN DICTIONARY:
Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote

A mix between SACK & OUCH

Maybe thats her way of saying she knows how to handle irate customers????

 

[john1]

LOL @sack

 

[James Burke]

Maybe thats her way of saying she knows how to handle irate customers????

Either that, or she knows how to get payment for overdue invoices. That alone would be worth her pay.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

URBAN DICTIONARY:
Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote

A mix between SACK & OUCH

Maybe thats her way of saying she knows how to handle irate customers????

OR

maybe she she was referencing Mary Souch, a "handmaiden" in the Elizabethan era.

and if so, a considerably more desirable/marketable talent than the pain to the sack thing.

 

[fmg]

Wow, every sign companies dream employee lol

"I'm an honest hard working 28 year old female.

Never met one!

 

[iSign]

All I read was 28 year old female... when do you want to start?

I read further, but still decided I wouldn't need her to spell!

 

[fmg]

I read further, but still decided I wouldn't need her to spell!

Why would you need one ...You know it all don't you!

 

[iSign]

Why would you need one ...You know it all don't you!

hmmm...seems like I've had to say "some day you'll understand" to you before fmg... & here you are looking for trouble again, and making a fool of yourself again...

...well, even if a man were to ever know everything, having a young lady in his life will always have it's place

"someday you'll understand"