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[Johnny Best]

In Dallas, you're allowed to steal up to $600 before they consider it a crime.

There go your new ladders!

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

There go your new ladders!

If they can outrun my Ruger carrying those heavy things

 

[ColoPrinthead]

Might as well take the truck too, in that case

 

[Johnny Best]

Taking the truck and ladders is over $600. Then it turns into a crime in the Dallas area. If he shoots us with his Ruger then he committed a crime.

 

[Texas_Signmaker]

There is going to be a surge in covid, those protestors are not social distancing and are yelling and spraying Coronavirus

 

[GAC05]

Looking pretty bad out there - some times it is good to live on a small island in the Pacific.
Only riots we have here are in the middle schools.

 

[Johnny Best]

Yea a small island in the Pacific that the Rocketman likes to threaten.