Okay..... time to lighten up.......................

[Gino]

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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[TheSnowman]

My wife would beat the living poop out of you if you said those in front of her.

 

[d fleming]

My wife would beat the living poop out of you if you said those in front of her.

Short short chain for her.

 

[Steve C.]

I just laughed out loud and my wife asked what was funny. I told her....
my eye hurts.

 

[SignaramaFL]

haha, too funny!

 

[bayshorecreations]

If I said that to my wife it wouldn't be my eye thats hurting...

 

[Gino]

Ha, you guys are hen-pecked..... my wife read these to me last night and we laughed like crazy. I asked her to forward the e-mail to me. There's a whole bunch of them. I'm only doing a few at a time, so y'all can handle it.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first ?


The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..



It's called a Wedding Cake.


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[HulkSmash]

Gino - what does WIFE stand for...?

Washing Ironing Food and Entertainment.


Why did the wife cross the road?

The Questions is why is she out of the kitchen

 

[Steve C.]

OMG I've got to print some of these on t's.

 

[Craig Sjoquist]

oldies but goodies lol

 

[Gino]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

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A battery has a positive side.
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Why do women fake orgasms ?


Because they think men care.


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Why do men die before their wives?


They want to.


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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?


Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..





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[JR's]

Short short chain for her.

buzzes Zing :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

 

[JR's]

Thanks Gino

I needed this today.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

OMG these are great!!!!


especially these two!

Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.
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Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. ​

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[njshorts]

These are hilarious (even the old ones), the wife and I had a good laugh at em!

 

[GypsyGraphics]

this isn't a joke... but i still think it's funny 15 years later.

i called my sister-in-law to see if she wanted to join my sister and i for a girl's night out. my brother answered the phone, and says "can you call back in a few minutes, she washing the floor." i say "just asked her if she wants to join us for girl's night out tonight."

hell yells to her "hey, you wanna join my sister for Mop Squeezers Night Out!"

We've called it that ever since.

 

[Red Ball]

Why is Gino suddenly quiet?

Cause Mrs. Gino just introduced him to Mister cast iron frying skillet.

 

[Gino]

Why is Gino suddenly quiet?

Cause Mrs. Gino just introduced him to Mister cast iron frying skillet.

Nah..... I hadda go home. The Goddess made a fantastic supper and told me not to be late. I do obey her wishes..... and it pays off.





How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?


Put a nipple on it.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?



Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

 

[GypsyGraphics]

i'm pretty sure i'm not suppose to be laughing at this stuff
(like most of the jokes my son tells, that i have to try and say through my laughter "your not suppose to tell your MOM a joke like that!!!)

keep'm coming gino... this is just what i need today