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Okay... Who took my straight edge?

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GypsyGraphics

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i keep my shop pretty tidy... unless i'm working, then i make as big a mess as possible cuz it's fun.

but lately i've been tempted to hang a sign that says "NO BOYS ALLOWED" those darn boys are always stealing my stuff and they never put it back!

if i've said it once, i've said it a hundred times...
"this is no place for boys... it's all girly stuff in here"

one of my snap-on cutters has been missing for weeks
dumb boys... they never listen
 
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GypsyGraphics

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signage said:
Hey GG I heard your inlaws are looking for replacement blades for a snap knife :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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if they "borrowed" it's only because they think i shouldn't be allowed to play with anything sharp.
i'll never live down the crazy glue spot i got on their dining table (it's still there 30 years later)
or they day they came home to find me in front of there house with my finger stuck in a hole in my steering wheel

they're actually very nice... clueless but nice
 
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btropical.com

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i just cut the big set of knockers off 6 stixrs I am taking to the rolex 24 in daytona , i was supposed to cut the bottom and 1 cut above her cleavage . I just Parental controlled the stixrs >> slap head with hand icon insert>> dam straight edge
 
Billct2

Billct2

Active Member
How about going back to service a sign and there on top is the rachet set that you lost about a year or two ago when you installed it?
 
showcase 66

showcase 66

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GypsyGraphics said:
i keep my shop pretty tidy... unless i'm working, then i make as big a mess as possible cuz it's fun.

but lately i've been tempted to hang a sign that says "NO BOYS ALLOWED" those darn boys are always stealing my stuff and they never put it back!

if i've said it once, i've said it a hundred times...
"this is no place for boys... it's all girly stuff in here"

one of my snap-on cutters has been missing for weeks
dumb boys... they never listen
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Spray perfume on the handles and let it dry. When they go to use it, it will rub off and the sent will return onto their hands. Did that to my old boss as well. He was pissed when he started using someones screwdriver and then his hands smelled like strawberry stuff.
 
GAC05

GAC05

Quit buggin' me
CSDD said:
Spray perfume on the handles and let it dry. When they go to use it, it will rub off and the sent will return onto their hands. Did that to my old boss as well. He was pissed when he started using someones screwdriver and then his hands smelled like strawberry stuff.
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Don't you have to use these same girly smelling tools?
:omg:

wayne k
guam usa
 
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ova

New Member
Guy comes in the shop one day to order some awards. He's sitting in a chair by my wife's desk. When he leaves, he takes her car keys. At the end of the day, we look everywhere for them. Finnally figure out it was he that took them. Called him and left a message about the keys. Two days later he calls and ask if we found her keys. We say no and he says the ones he has must be hers.

Wouldn't you know if you had someone elses keys? Luckily only the shop and car was on the key ring. I'm just glad he was a regular customer. It could have gotten real ugly.

Dave
 
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GypsyGraphics

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did ya ever see that vw commercial where the guy licks the car door handle to keep one else from buying the car?

i thinking i'll just lick all my tools
 
B-RAD Graphics

B-RAD Graphics

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well either you believe in ghosts/spirits or not... usually..and I DO.. My 1st shop was an old building and the minute I walked in I felt something strange...but it does not bother me..well not enough to not rent a shop.

Well about 3 months into it..I bumped into the guys who rented before me and casually asked how things were going. I said all good except for some odd things happening like MISSING TOOLS ALL the time..I would find them but not till later in the day...

So they proceed to tell me how they had the same problem all the time and it would drive them NUTS!!! So then they proceed to tell me how the original owner HUNG himself inside the shop. NIIICE...so you can believe what you want...I dont now how still to this day how something can be actually moved..but ....BOOOOOO :covereyes:
 
showcase 66

showcase 66

New Member
GAC05 said:
Don't you have to use these same girly smelling tools?
:omg:

wayne k
guam usa
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No. I had my own tools. We sprayed the ladies that worked there tools. She left her toolbox open all the time and the boss would always snag her tools and use them.
 
S'N'S

S'N'S

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Forgetting stuff as you get older is called Alzheimers..........hmmm.... what was I saying..... and where am I? :cool:
 
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