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I laugh out loud at my own jokes, even when they are in my head. Does that make me crazy or a douche?
are you asking me? ....bothI laugh out loud at my own jokes, even when they are in my head. Does that make me crazy or a douche?
What's my mom doing there?I have a friend that does all the talking. A simple story that 99% of the population would tell turns into a 30 minute story.
Example Conversation Me: I heard this week Joe sold the hardware store to Bill. He is opening back up August 30.
Her: I heard that from Sally, Sally and I used to go to school together. Do you know where that brick house is on 3rd Street? Back in 1983, her Dad bought the house and we used to go over there and play Monopoly. They had the most beautiful green shag carpet. I remember one day, it was December 3rd, I only remember because the day before day, my mom was in the hospital for her foot. Anyway, on December 3rd we played Monopoly and Sally got mad and through the little horse and it broke her moms vase. That vase was bought at the hardware store and I know that because back in July I remember going to the hardware store with my Dad and Sally's mom was there buying the vase. It was the day before the 4th, and I remember that because Dad bought fire works. The year was 1986 it was the only year that Uncle Charlie ever spent with us at the cottage for the 4th of July. It rained all night that night, Dad was afraid he wouldn't be able to light the fireworks off.
That is a very short story and 100% made up but you get my point. It's EXTREMELY difficult to be a good listener with her. My BF and boys run for the hills if they see her stop over LOL
Well, back in 1963 on the December 14, a sunny day....LOLWhat's my mom doing there?
What's my mom doing there?
Mr McFeely... even his name is creepy.I want to Listen, I really do, but no one will talk to me. (a slight turn of the head to the left) Will you talk to me while I take off my sweater and put on my blue sneakers, Oh here comes Speedy Delivery, he will talk to me about the srooms he takes before work.
You have a boyfriend?