It's so bad around here.... I was in Lancaster County the other day [
home of the PA Dutch people] and was at a shopping center and saw a bunch of horses with buggies behind tied up when all of a sudden we heard.... clippity clop....
clippity clop.... bang...... bang.....clippity clop.... clippity clop.... bang...... clippity clop.... clippity clop.... bang...... bang..... bang.... clippity clop....
clippity clop.... clippity clop.... clippity clop....
Turned out to be a Drive-By Amish shooting.............