Theres a guy who always goes to trade shows to sell his stuff. He asked me 2 weeks ago how long it'd take to get 2 banner stands, 2 banners, and 2 tabletop banner stands done... I told him I dont stock the table top, so it's 3-5 business days... if he confirms quantity I will order them in to ensure it's on the lower end of that.
He emails today... I will have artwork later for 2 tabletop banner stands, and 2 banner stands can I pick up end of day tomorrow?
Told him no... as per my last email, 3-5 business days. That it takes 2 days just to bring in the table tops stands... and my schedule is full. I cant turn around in less than 1 business day when he doesnt even have the artwork ready... but if he confirms quantity, I will order them in, and he can pickup Thursday end of day... which IMO, is a pretty good turn around.
I get a reply "Ill order at least 1 table top stand... Might be 2, were not sure yet. No chance for pickup tomorrow morning?"
So... do I hate my customers? No... But sometimes theyre bat shit crazy. He cant even confirm the quantity so I can order materials... yet he wants them by tomorrow morning. I gave him 2 pricings... 1 for delivery Thursday, and 1 for end of day tomorrow... The end of day tomorrow adds about $90 since I'd have to courier the stands in, plus a pain in the ass fee since I'm not printing on banner material today. $100 says it wont be a rush, and end of day Thursday is going to be perfectly fine for him.... And I wont even get artwork until tomorrow.