just wait till you get a business that want to open in a "historic area."
then they really get expensive and more stupid!!!!!!!! we have one here in pcola, and i was not aware of its boundaries. a mexican restaurant........decided to open there, ordered signs BEFORE checking with city permit office. wrong sizes, wrong colors, wrong fonts(even though it was the COMPANY LOGO FONT for their other locations!!!!!!!! i changed out 2 plastic faces IN EXISTING LIGHTED FRAMES, mounted on the building...........and i got a call from them wanting me to pay for a permit, andi was told unless i registered with the city i could not do any work there. i asked what the fee was and it was $400.00!!!!!!! bullcrap!!
i built my building on my property. county had to ok buleprints. got that doen and cost me $275.00 for a building permit. iam putting up a METAL BUILDING, ok......remember that. after digging the footer, setting forms and before i could pour...........i had to have a CERTIFIED EXTERMINATOR spray a $15 dollar can of insecticide o all the earth area i was gona cover with concrete to the price of $200.00...AND then after it was sprayed i had to cover it all with clear plastic...........BEFORE they would slap a sticker so the concrete people could see it to pour the concrete. and the most hilarious one was THE HEALTH BOARD FEE..........i paid them $75 so they could locate my septic tank and make sure i wasnt building on top of it!!!!!! how stupid do they think i am? guy shows up couple days later, knocks on the door, i open it and he shows me his badge, say he was here to locate the septic tank. i said ok and shut the door! he knocks again, i said what ya need, he says........"you gona show me where the septic tank is.? i said you gona give my $75 check back? he said no.........i said do your job and go find it and shut the DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!