Siri say funny stuff

[ucmj22]

Here is a website that is already documenting the cra2y conversations you can have with your new phone

 

[ucmj22]

...someone found this funny right.... not just me?

 

[The Vector Doctor]

yes. I assume those are not photoshopped? Siri seems to change answers for some questions so either it has multiple responses or some were faked

 

[Mike F]

I thought some of them were pretty funny. Mostly the ones where it's telling you where to find a hooker, and the ones where it's trying to get you to go to rehab or a mental hospital.

 

[ucmj22]

I am relatively certain that those are all real Siri conversations. Its amaing to think about what the programers went through to achieve this level of AI.

 

[SignManiac]

The very first question I asked was, Where can I find the nearest prostitute. Siri said, "hold on while I check on that for you", moments later she returned with four legitimate escort agencies in nearby Tampa!

I also asked, what is the date two days from now and Siri got it correct. Still has a long way to go but it's a descent start.

 

[Gino]

Where's Jimmy Hoffa ??

 

[ucmj22]

I liked the Monty Python references as well. African or European woodchuck lol

 

[The Vector Doctor]

LOL, just tried... "i want boobs" and it said "i found 15 strip clubs not far from you". Here is the funny part. The last 2 results were Scentsy Wickless Candles, and Giant Eagle. Who knew that a chain of grocery stores are also strip clubs. I should go do some grocery shopping today

 

[TheSnowman]

Eric, get back to tracing that pixlated picture of boobs I sent you...enough of the strip club grocery nonsense.

 

[The Vector Doctor]

Eric, get back to tracing that pixlated picture of boobs I sent you...enough of the strip club grocery nonsense.

Our Giant Eagle has nice melons but they are not the right kind